I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize
