Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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