im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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