You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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