I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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