Nicole vs. Life
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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