dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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