are you still at the devil's house?
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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