You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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