So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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