id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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