Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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