We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
