He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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