Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
