found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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