1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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