I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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