i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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