And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
operation harelip BJ is a go
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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