I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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