Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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