oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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