Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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