I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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