quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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