I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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