I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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