Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
