mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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