i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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