out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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