Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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