Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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