And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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