State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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