My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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