shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
