I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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