so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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