You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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