Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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