if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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