bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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