no, he came in my armpit
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
No subtext here. People are naked.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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