need another drink. this is the easiest way
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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