I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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