i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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