Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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