I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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