he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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