Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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