The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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