i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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